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awritinglilypeaTitle: Insanity by Chocolate
Spoilers: None.
Rating: PG
Complete: Nope.
Characters: Lita, Jeff Hardy, Chris Jericho, CM Punk.
Summary: Lita is spending forty days without one of her favourite things, who will help her get through the insanity?
Prompt: Challenge 04 Forty Days for Spring fic '09 at![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-community.gif)
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Notes: One year I actually gave up all processed sugar for Lent, this is what happened pretty much.
Warnings: Raging anger without chocolate.
~Day One~
Lita glared at the man sitting across from her with an intensity she didn't even know she really possessed, crossing her arms over her chest she looked out the window and gritted her teeth watching the scenery go by.
"Whose idea was it to take a train anyway?" she grumbled, huffing out a sigh and trying to calm her temper.
Chris Jericho smiled at her, almost laughing as he broke off another piece of his Mint Aero chocolate bar and popped it into his mouth. "Yours," he told her, glancing at Jeff and raising his eyebrows as the younger Hardy tried to stifle his amusement behind one hand.
"You said it would be quicker," Jeff explained, finally controlling himself as he watched Lita watch Chris consume the chocolate.
Shaking his head Chris offered her a piece of the chocolate, a look of pure surprise on his face as she took it and threw it back at him. "Are you sure this was a good idea?" he asked her, plucking the chocolate from his shirt where it had fallen and popping it into his mouth.
"What?" Lita snapped, peeved at him because she could tell just from the look on his face that he was testing her.
She didn't need to be tested by him, she was doing a good enough job for herself.
Chris' eyebrows rose again, "Forty days without-"
"Don't say that word," Lita bit out, her eyes narrowing as she looked at him.
Jeff immediately began looking around the train car they were in mostly in an effort to figure out how he would escape if his best friend suddenly went insane and attacked everyone on the train due to a lack of chocolate.
Chris shoved the last of his chocolate bar in his mouth and immediately looked chastised as he tried to think of something, anything to appease the redheaded woman.
Leaning toward Jeff he sighed, "And just think, this is only day one," he murmured.
Jeff groaned, dropping his head back against the headrest of his train seat. "Don't remind me."
Lita felt almost bad for her two friends who had decided to travel with her, insisting that she could never know what could happen on a train, all alone, seeming to forget that she had in the past been able to kick both their asses.
But then again the two of them had been bringing up the "C" word at every turn, as well as eating it in front of her while completely ignoring her comments about how they were nothing but complete and total assholes.
Day one.
She could do this for 39 more days, definitely.
Maybe...
Hopefully...
She was going to kill someone.
What the hell had made her think she would be able to give up chocolate of all things? She was beginning to doubt her own sanity.
~Day Two~
"So how exactly did you get a black eye man?" Punk asked Chris, sounding more than a little amused as the two of them lounged around backstage, each of them sprawled across one of the crates used to transport filming and ring equipment.
Chris mumbled something, causing his friend to laugh.
"What exactly did you just say?" he dared him to repeat it.
"He said I hit him in the face, with a flying chocolate bar," Lita responded, hopping up on the crate next to Punk.
Punk nodded, pretending he knew just what exactly was going on. "Okay I'm at a loss," he turned to look at the redheaded woman and arched an eyebrow with a small smile on his face.
"Why exactly did you hit him in the face with a flying chocolate bar?" he asked her, trying not to laugh as he saw Chris pouting in a definitely sullen manner out of the corner of his eye.
"Don't say that word," Lita stood up and sighed heavily, making her way down the hallway away from the two men.
She didn't care how pretty they were she was not going to give them reason to taunt her.
"She gave up chocolate for Lent," Chris explained, touching his black eye carefully and wincing somewhat.
Punk's eyebrows rose in surprise, "I didn't know she was religious," he observed, shifting around so that he was able to get comfortable.
"She's not, Jeff told her she was a chocolate addict and bet her a lifetime supply of her favourite chocolate that she can't stop eating it for forty days," Chris explained, laughing softly.
Punk nodded, "I thought that every female on the planet was addicted to chocolate."
Chris shrugged. "I'm just happy to survive day two."
Punk looked surprised, "That's what happened on day one? Remind me to avoid her."
Laughing Chris shook his head.
~*~*~*~
Lita walked down the hallway with her hands in her pockets and grumbled to herself about annoying best friends who didn't understand and were just trying to take money from her.
She entered the divas locker room and opened her locker surprised to find a bag of gummy bears there with a red bow around the top and a note attached, "Some things are better than chocolate. Love, X.
Tearing the note off she undid the bow and popped a gummy bear into her mouth, flipping the card over in her hands she tried to figure out who it was that had given her this.
Maybe forty days without chocolate wouldn't be too bad after all.
Spoilers: None.
Rating: PG
Complete: Nope.
Characters: Lita, Jeff Hardy, Chris Jericho, CM Punk.
Summary: Lita is spending forty days without one of her favourite things, who will help her get through the insanity?
Prompt: Challenge 04 Forty Days for Spring fic '09 at
lita_ficsNotes: One year I actually gave up all processed sugar for Lent, this is what happened pretty much.
Warnings: Raging anger without chocolate.
~Day One~
Lita glared at the man sitting across from her with an intensity she didn't even know she really possessed, crossing her arms over her chest she looked out the window and gritted her teeth watching the scenery go by.
"Whose idea was it to take a train anyway?" she grumbled, huffing out a sigh and trying to calm her temper.
Chris Jericho smiled at her, almost laughing as he broke off another piece of his Mint Aero chocolate bar and popped it into his mouth. "Yours," he told her, glancing at Jeff and raising his eyebrows as the younger Hardy tried to stifle his amusement behind one hand.
"You said it would be quicker," Jeff explained, finally controlling himself as he watched Lita watch Chris consume the chocolate.
Shaking his head Chris offered her a piece of the chocolate, a look of pure surprise on his face as she took it and threw it back at him. "Are you sure this was a good idea?" he asked her, plucking the chocolate from his shirt where it had fallen and popping it into his mouth.
"What?" Lita snapped, peeved at him because she could tell just from the look on his face that he was testing her.
She didn't need to be tested by him, she was doing a good enough job for herself.
Chris' eyebrows rose again, "Forty days without-"
"Don't say that word," Lita bit out, her eyes narrowing as she looked at him.
Jeff immediately began looking around the train car they were in mostly in an effort to figure out how he would escape if his best friend suddenly went insane and attacked everyone on the train due to a lack of chocolate.
Chris shoved the last of his chocolate bar in his mouth and immediately looked chastised as he tried to think of something, anything to appease the redheaded woman.
Leaning toward Jeff he sighed, "And just think, this is only day one," he murmured.
Jeff groaned, dropping his head back against the headrest of his train seat. "Don't remind me."
Lita felt almost bad for her two friends who had decided to travel with her, insisting that she could never know what could happen on a train, all alone, seeming to forget that she had in the past been able to kick both their asses.
But then again the two of them had been bringing up the "C" word at every turn, as well as eating it in front of her while completely ignoring her comments about how they were nothing but complete and total assholes.
Day one.
She could do this for 39 more days, definitely.
Maybe...
Hopefully...
She was going to kill someone.
What the hell had made her think she would be able to give up chocolate of all things? She was beginning to doubt her own sanity.
~Day Two~
"So how exactly did you get a black eye man?" Punk asked Chris, sounding more than a little amused as the two of them lounged around backstage, each of them sprawled across one of the crates used to transport filming and ring equipment.
Chris mumbled something, causing his friend to laugh.
"What exactly did you just say?" he dared him to repeat it.
"He said I hit him in the face, with a flying chocolate bar," Lita responded, hopping up on the crate next to Punk.
Punk nodded, pretending he knew just what exactly was going on. "Okay I'm at a loss," he turned to look at the redheaded woman and arched an eyebrow with a small smile on his face.
"Why exactly did you hit him in the face with a flying chocolate bar?" he asked her, trying not to laugh as he saw Chris pouting in a definitely sullen manner out of the corner of his eye.
"Don't say that word," Lita stood up and sighed heavily, making her way down the hallway away from the two men.
She didn't care how pretty they were she was not going to give them reason to taunt her.
"She gave up chocolate for Lent," Chris explained, touching his black eye carefully and wincing somewhat.
Punk's eyebrows rose in surprise, "I didn't know she was religious," he observed, shifting around so that he was able to get comfortable.
"She's not, Jeff told her she was a chocolate addict and bet her a lifetime supply of her favourite chocolate that she can't stop eating it for forty days," Chris explained, laughing softly.
Punk nodded, "I thought that every female on the planet was addicted to chocolate."
Chris shrugged. "I'm just happy to survive day two."
Punk looked surprised, "That's what happened on day one? Remind me to avoid her."
Laughing Chris shook his head.
~*~*~*~
Lita walked down the hallway with her hands in her pockets and grumbled to herself about annoying best friends who didn't understand and were just trying to take money from her.
She entered the divas locker room and opened her locker surprised to find a bag of gummy bears there with a red bow around the top and a note attached, "Some things are better than chocolate. Love, X.
Tearing the note off she undid the bow and popped a gummy bear into her mouth, flipping the card over in her hands she tried to figure out who it was that had given her this.
Maybe forty days without chocolate wouldn't be too bad after all.
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